Join: Nov 9, 2008

Name: MariguanaThelguana

Gender: Female

Hometown: Miami,Florida

Location: Killvile, Iguana Mar and then Baghdad,Iraq 33134, US

Videos Watched: 134

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Channel Views: 118

Books: ...how to kill something in less than a bite..

Movies: ...Animal Planet? that episode where they talk about lizards...I didn't know I came from cuba..

Music: Crazy Frog when I'm feeling random..but mostly ROCK!!! My favorite band is static x, many of their songs describe me especially REPTILES Theme song is Animal I have Become by three days grace

Hobbies: killing things and hanging out with UchihaLizard

WELL.. as you know I like killing things both animal and human..so no one is safe..but I also like hanging outside with my best friend UchihaLizard...sometimes I climb trees..and I walk thru the grass hanging out with UchihaLizard's friends(I plan to kill them one day because they pet me so much but since their UchihaLizard's entertainment I'll wait a while..)Sometimes I hang out with Timmy aka Bowser aka UchihaLizard's turtle QUOTES: *Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil. *In every man's heart there is a devil, but we do not know the man as bad until the devil is roused. *Nature, in her indifference, makes no distinction between good and evil. *Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head... *You have to have a darkness...for the dawn to come. *I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared to meet me is another matter. *Cats are known to see within the dark. Yet, if you had sight like a cat, even for one day, would you really want to see what's in the dark? *Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier. A:hot B:loves people C:good kisser D:makes people laugh E:has gorgeous eyes F:people wild and crazy adore you G:very out going H:easy to fall in love with I:loves to laugh and smile J:is really sweet K:really silly L:smile to die for M:makes dating fun N:can kick the shit out of you O:has one of the best personalities ever P:popular with all types of poeple Q:a hypocrite R:good bf or gf S:cute T:very good kisser U:is very sexual V:not judgemental W:very broad minded X:never let people tell you what to do Y:is loved by everyone Z:can be funny and dumb at times M-makes dating fun(if by fun u mean deadly) A-hot(my temperature rises when im angry) R-good bf or gf (not really) I-loves to laugh and smile (NOOOOOOOO) G-very out going(likes to go outside?yeah) U-is very sexual (no comment) A-hot(wow...i guess im smoking) N-can kick the shit out of you(HELLLS YEAH) A-hot(O-O 3 HOTS IS LAVA RIGHT?)

Videos (5)

A Special Video to all my slaves

  • Length: 6:20
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 1 people
  • View Count: 37
  • Author: MariguanaThelguana

Tags: gay  life  Picture  pron  real  Uchihalizard 

It's a picture of Uchihalizard!

My intro and Credits

  • Length: 0:21
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 1 people
  • View Count: 6
  • Author: MariguanaThelguana

Tags: MONKET  PRAISE  THE 

after a the opening/intro darkness will come out and an example of the credits will come out later and an iguana

Me, Dark Form, aka Cursed Seal form

  • Length: 0:36
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 1 people
  • View Count: 9
  • Author: MariguanaThelguana

Tags: gay  is  PEDOWOLF  Pendo  Pendofile  Uzumakimonkey 

my super form or watever u call it...and yes, eclipse beam is strong enough to destroy earth Naruto actually won the battle since i suck.

Favorites (19)

Green Lizard plays Anal Fuck @ Torino, Italy

  • Length: 2:8
  • Rating Average: 4.20 from 5 people
  • View Count: 21538' favoriteCount='5
  • Author: seblizard

Tags: Anal  brian  europa  fuck  Green  Green-lizard  Italy  jay  Lizard  remi  roela  skin  Torino  tour  Turijn 

Green Lizard as support act for Skin @ Torino track: Anal Fuck

RAPTORJESUS!!!

  • Length: 3:29
  • Rating Average: 3.98 from 54 people
  • View Count: 7054' favoriteCount='65
  • Author: MostHatedCantFadeIt

Tags: and  barack  black  devil  dinasour  go  god  is  jesus  lol  lulz  MCCAIN  microsoft  obama  pwns  raptor  sucks  tyranasourasatan 

RAPTORJESUS! LULZ!!

The Anole Wars 2, part 3, the conclusion.

  • Length: 9:37
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 3 people
  • View Count: 155' favoriteCount='4
  • Author: wildstar1

Tags: animals  anole  anoles  biology  green  herpetology  lizard  lizards  nature  reptile  reptiles  science  wildlife  zoology 

Continuing where part 2 left off. See how this war ends.:) Thanks for watching!